Is It 2012 Yet?

Obviously yes!

Are we worried about it? No.

Are we fearful about it? No.

Are we going to continue doing the same thing in 2012 that we've been doing every year since (I think) 1999?

Obviously, YES!

Meaning, we'll just keep being the same FRIENDLY, HONEST, convenient and affordable self-storage company we've always been.

We'll keep offering (at least at THIS facility) ground-level, drive-up, outdoor-access, non-climate-controlled storage units that are EFFICIENT and ECONOMICAL, and open-air, uncovered, plain-Jane parking spaces for boats, RVs, trailers and vehicles.

Meaning,... we ain't gonna change for NOBODY (not even extinct, defunct ancient civilizations and their scary calendars!).

So, no worries, gentle reader and prospective self-storage client of ours.

We've got your back (or, at least, we've got your stuff) covered.

Speaking of that....

A MAJOR DEVELOPMENT

There's HUGE news coming on the horizon about a major change of policy coming in February within our company and within our family of ARIZONA STORAGE INNS valley-wide.

It concerns your stuff, and it has to do with "coverage" and it does involve a "policy."

Know what I'm talking about?

Probably.  But I'll still give you a hint.

It's kind of like what you purchase when you want to insure your stuff against fire, damage, theft, etc., under a renter's or homeowner's policy.

It's called tenant insurance!

Now, we here at ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER, conspicuously situated at our sprawling, palatial complex on Warner Road just east of Arizona Avenue, have always offered tenant insurance as an option to our storage clients.

The difference is, coming February 1st,... well, you GOTTA HAVE IT!

Meaning, it's no longer going to be an option.

Now, I'll have more to say about that in our next post.

In the meantime, bear in mind that,... the fact that I mention storage insurance practically in the same breath as my alluding to the apocalyptic, end-of-the-world speculations and expectations some folks have about the year 2012--well, that's just PURELY COINCIDENTAL!

Honest.

We'll discuss this major change of policy in our next post.

Stay tuned!

In the meantime, keep on rentin'!

Happy 2012!

Your manager, Paul

ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER 
297 East Warner Road
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com

***MERRY CHRISTMAS!*** Have a Happy, Blessed and Joyful Weekend!

ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER
297 East Warner Road
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com

No hard feelings if you're not making time this holiday weekend to go out and rent a storage unit!

We understand that, with maybe a FEW exceptions, there's almost no "compelling" reason to do that until next week.

HOWEVER....

... if you DO happen to have a need (or an intense, uncontrollable DESIRE) today for speedy acquisition of either a fully-enclosed, ground-level, drive-up, outdoor, non-climate-controlled storage unit or a convenient, open-air, uncovered parking space for your vehicle, work trailer or RV, well,... WE'RE HERE FOR YOU!

And we've still got our MID-DECEM-BRRRRRR Free Month Special going on (until New Year's Eve, Dec. 31st), so there's still time for you to take advantage of that.

Because, (A), WE ARE OPEN TODAY (Christmas Eve)!

And, (B), OUR HOLIDAY OFFICE HOURS are:
Christmas Eve, OFFICE OPEN UNTIL 1:00 PM., GATES OPEN REGULAR SCHEDULE 6:00 AM TO 9:00 PM.
Christmas Day, OFFICE CLOSED, GATES OPEN REGULAR SCHEDULE, 6:00 AM TO 9:00 PM
Monday, Dec. 26th, OFFICE AND GATES OPEN REGULAR SCHEDULE

So, whatever your plans and activities are this weekend, if we don't see you -- or even if we DO -- please have a HAPPY, BLESSED, JOYFUL and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

And be sure to take time out and watch this AWESOME Christmas House lights display



From all of us, your managerial staff, at:

ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER
297 East Warner Road
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com

Merry Christmas!

MID-DECEM-BRRRRRR SPECIAL! (R-R-R-R-Rent a Space at Arizona Storage Inns-Chandler and Get One Month F-F-F-F-FREE!)

ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER
297 East Warner Road
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com

Well, the holiday season is in high gear. Christmas and New Years' are just around the corner.  And the official start of winter is just a few days away.

You know the old saying, 'time and storage wait for no man'... (or something like that).

Anyway, to help you get a jump on those JANUARY bills that will no doubt be flooding your mailbox, inbox and smartphone screen after the first of the year, I think I've found a way to make sure that storage rental expenses stay out of the mix... (at least until FEBRUARY!)

We call it our MID-DECEM-BRRRRRR SPECIAL!

I know, not too original.  But, hey, they pay me to be an asset manager in charge of business operations for a multimillion-dollar, high-gross-revenue-generating real estate investment here, not a copywriter dreaming up catchy advertising slogans and cutesy marketing phrases.  (But I try.)

As I was saying, our MID-DECEM-BRRRRRR SPECIAL runs like this.

When you come in to ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER, whose sprawling, palatial complex is located on Warner Road just east of Arizona Avenue, during the month of December, and rent a fully-enclosed, non-climate-controlled, ground-level, drive-up, economy, outdoor storage unit -- the only kind we have! -- or a convenient, uncovered, open-air RV parking space,... here's the deal... you pay just one month's rent plus a ONE-TIME administration fee of $14.28, and, in the spirit of holiday giving and generosity, we will flat-out GIVE you ONE FULL MONTH ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Sound like a winner?

I sure hope so because, frankly, that's all Santa's going to bring you this year!

However,... if you've been EXTRA GOOD -- and you ask for it nicely -- you can also get a FREE LOCK!  (I reckon that should lop another $10 to $15 off your storage bill.)

So there you have it.  ICE COLD SAVINGS of your cold, hard cash.  (Okay, I'll stop.)

Come in today while Santa still has an ample supply of storage units (and before the OCCUPY NORTH POLE movement gets underway and ties up traffic).

Hurry in today! Managers are standing by, ready to help you get a STONE COLD deal on your way-cool unit!

Okay, I'm done.

Your Multi-Million-Dollar Real Estate Investment and Asset Manager, Paul

Happy Thanksgiving! Come In and GET ONE FREE MONTH (and MORE) This Weekend at Arizona Storage Inns - Chandler!

ARIZONA STORAGE INNS-CHANDLER
297 E. Warner Rd.
Chandler, AZ 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com

Well, when you're all done eating all that TURKEY, ham, dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, yams, rolls, pumpkin pie, etc., etc. -- and whatever else is being FORCED upon you by well-meaning family and friends this Thursday -- we have a SPECIAL TREAT awaiting you on Friday and Saturday.

One that will not add FAT, salt, calories, cholesterol (or even gluten) to your holiday diet.

In fact, it's not food-related at all.

No, sir. The special "After Thanksgiving" treat that I'm talking about is, of course, a low-carb/no-carb, low-sodium, high-quality SELF-STORAGE UNIT at Arizona Storage Inns-Chandler!

Now, here's what makes renting one of our SUNNY, AIRY, outdoor-access, ground-level, drive-up, ALL-NATURAL, PURE ORGANIC, NO-ARTIFICIAL-climate-controlled storage units (or RV spaces) at ARIZONA STORAGE INNS-CHANDLER so special.

Besides the afore-mentioned "health benefits," you can also get, as our way of showing our gratitude, indebtedness and THANKFULNESS to you for choosing us to be your Preferred Self-Storage-and-Christmas-Gift-Stashing-Provider, ONE FREE MONTH!

And here's how you get it...

Just come in this Friday or Saturday, between the hours of 9 am and 6 pm, and rent a totally awesome self-storage space -- enclosed unit or open RV parking space -- and mention this blog (or Craigslist ad where you saw this same posting), and here's what happens next.

You simply pay for your first month plus a one-time administration fee, and we'll gladly, CHEERFULLY and expeditiously GIVE YOU ONE FULL MONTH FREE.

How does that sound?

Wait, it gets BETTER!

Not only will you get a free month, but,... just because it's THANKSGIVING WEEKEND (and we're feeling the love), we'll WAIVE THE ONE-TIME ADMINISTRATION FEE OF $14 for you and give you a FREE LOCK!

Now, tell me. Could this "After Thanksgiving/BLACK FRIDAY AND SATURDAY/SELF-STORAGE-BLOWOUT" special be any better?

Let me answer that for you....  NO!

So, you'd better GET IN HERE TODAY (and I do mean "today" because, if, after reading this, you have the presence of mind to drop whatever you're doing and race over on this fine and gorgeous day before Thanksgiving, I will honor the special TODAY!). So, come in and take full advantage of this while you still can.

Oh, there's one little caveat...

DON'T try camping out here the night before in order to get a "good place in line" for this deal.  Security will be tight and we will NOT, under any circumstances, condone any OCCUPY WARNER protesters or self-storage prospects showing up and causing trouble!

Hope we're all CLEAR on that. ;-)

So, to recap, come in this Friday or Saturday and take advantage of our FREE MONTH, FREE LOCK, NO ADMIN. FEE Thanksgiving Weekend Storage Sale! (Hurry! This sale ends Saturday, Nov. 26th.)

Have a HAPPY, safe and blessed THANKSGIVING, everybody.

I'm here for you (just not tomorrow!).

Your THANKFUL (and Hungry for Some Good Holiday Cooking) Manager, Paul

OCTOBER SURPRISE! Get ONE FREE MONTH at ARIZONA STORAGE INNS-CHANDLER! Here's How...

ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER
297 E. Warner Rd.
Chandler, Arizona 85225(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com

As the month of October moves into its final innings (couldn't resist the baseball metaphor!), we here at Arizona Storage Inns - Chandler wanted to be sure that you had an even better reason for coming in and renting a CLEAN, SECURE, CONVENIENT and AFFORDABLE self-storage unit or RV space with us.

So we've decided to give you ONE FREE MONTH when you come in to rent a new storage unit or RV space!

Here's how it works.

Just come in any day you want, Monday through Saturday between the hours of 9 am and 6 pm, and rent one of our EASY-TO-ACCESS, GROUND-LEVEL, DRIVE-UP, NON-CLIMATE CONTROLLED (the only kind we have!) storage units -- or else one of our open-air, UNCOVERED, outdoor parking spaces for your boat, RV, utility or travel trailer, car, truck or van -- and pay your first month's rent plus a one-time administration (set up) fee of $14.00 plus tax.  We'll give you an additional FULL MONTH FREE!

And you can either bring your own lock to place on your new unit, or else purchase one of our nifty, high-security disc locks ($13.50 plus sale tax).

How does that sound?

Well, if it sounds good to you, then I suggest you make a beeline and get you and your stuff to the following location:

ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER
297 E. Warner Rd.
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com

As if THAT weren't enough, here's something else to help sweeten the deal. . .

***A FREE MOVING TRUCK!***

If your move is local (i.e, metro-Phoenix area/"Valley of the Sun"), you can use our convenient, easy-to-drive, 18 ft. moving truck FOR FREE to pick up your belongings and bring them over here to move into your new storage unit!

Here's how that works.

All you do is provide a $100.00 refundable security deposit for the truck (cash or debit/credit card) and, when you fill out the truck lease, either accept or decline the $15.00/day plus tax Physical Damage Waiver, which covers you for accidental collision damage while you have the truck.  Since you're using our truck to move in with, we'll waive the normal $49.95/day (plus tax) rental charge and give you up to 24 hours of FREE use for your move in.

And you get 25 FREE MILES! No mileage charge until you drive it over 25 miles, after that it's 50 cents/mile plus tax.

Then, when you're done, head for the nearest gas station (for us, that's QuikTrip on the SE corner of Warner & Arizona) and REFUEL the truck to replace whatever gas you've used (for this part, I recommend overestimating rather than underestimating!).  Be sure and get a RECEIPT and bring that with you when you return the truck.

Once the truck is back, we'll calculate the charges that you owe (based on what's described above) and deduct that from your deposit, and REFUND the difference back to you.

Simple as that!

So, if I've convinced you that ARIZONA STORAGE INNS -- CHANDLER is a great place to come and get an ECONOMICAL storage space and FRIENDLY, HELPFUL service from an experienced, knowledgeable staff, where lots of people choose to keep their household furniture, belongings, tools, equipment, business items, vehicles and RVs stored year in and year out, then, I believe, the next step is YOURS.

Which means...

I've done my part.  Now, my dear self-storage renter-to-be, it is time for YOU to do YOURS....

Thanks!

Look forward to seeing you when you get here.

Your Manager, Paul