This Father's Day, Give Dad the Gift of Space--A STORAGE SPACE--to Put All of His Tools and Toys in!

I know, it's a little unusual. But just imagine how much SPACE all those new Father's Day gifts are going to take up once Dad unwraps them all!

Of course, being in the self-storage business, I've got just the SOLUTION!

Look, you and I both know that millions of Dads will get millions of gifts. Some will be clothes. Some will be gift certificates and coupons, that sort of thing. And some will be tangible items like hand tools, power tools, tool sets, tool kits, tool belts, tool cases, tool sheds, tool caddies, tool buddies, tool boxes, tool totes, tool catalogs (well, maybe not)--anyway, a whole lot of things that are in some way related to either doing work (the ubiquitous home improvement/do-it-yourself projects!) or else related to automobiles, recreational vehicles, camping, hunting, fishing, boating, landscaping, hiking, biking, computers, wind-surfing, etc., etc., etc.!

And what do all of these gifts have in common?

Answer: They take up space!

That's good for me! But it's also good for you. (Work with me here.)

I will refrain from lapsing into "corporate marketing speak" to achieve my ends. Instead, I will resort to a simple, brief, concise, cogent, sincere message that is void of pretense, presumption or artificiality (a first!).

PLEASE, PLEASE, WON'T YOU COME IN TODAY AND RENT A STORAGE UNIT (OR RV SPACE) FROM ME?? TODAY?? RIGHT NOW?! (I'm a Father, too, you know!)

How was that?

Too desperate? Right. Let me rephrase that.

Hey, friend, if you need a storage unit (or a parking space) for that newly acquired (or to make room for that newly acquired) "stuff" (or RV or whatever) that now needs a place of its own, come and see me. I specialize in coordinating the reasonable and prudent transfer and placement of material goods of all shapes and sizes into a convenient, fixed, sheltered location where said items can be kept safely and securely for you for whenever you need them!

Better?

Okay, that's all for now. I've done my part. Now it's time for you to STEP UP and do your part!

Have a Great and Very Happy Father's Day!