Well, when it comes to a storage facility that's doing it's part to be part of the solution not the problem, here's another feather in our cap that ought to appeal to your natural, organic, non-polluting, small-carbon-footprint, inner self!
We here at ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER (Warner Road and Arizona Avenue) are wholly dedicated--and always have been-- to making sure that we don't tamper with the primal forces of nature any more than we absolutely have to!
And that means, right from the start, we've offered only ONE KIND of storage space here at our sprawling, palatial facility in beautiful north Chandler. The kind that the Pilgrims would have used. The kind that our founding fathers would have used. (See previous post!) The kind that the early settlers of Arizona would have used, had it been available. And it is this--
Are you ready?
100% all-natural, NO ARTIFICIAL CLIMATE-CONTROL, outdoor-type, sun-kissed, open-to-the-air, walk-up/pedal-up/drive-up, non-energy-consuming, "standard" self-storage units!--units that are not in any way, shape, manner or form environmentally altered, enhanced or modified from their original, pristine state.
You know, not every storage facility can say that....
But WE CAN!
And, I'm proud to say that the only place where we violate this hallowed principle of environmental asceticism (out of necessity, mind you)--in the interest of human habitability as well as generally accepted business practices--is in the rental office/retail store (where you come in) and in the manager's apartment (where the domesticated man-creature-employees dwell after the sun goes down).
That's it.
So if you want to store at a facility where you can rest assured that your personal, purely self-serving, physical comfort during the hot, humid, scorching, sweltering days of July, August and September is NOT NEARLY AS IMPORTANT as our commitment and dedication to the Earth, to Nature and to the prudent, rigorous conservation of our precious, natural, renewable and non-renewable resources--evidenced by our using AS LITTLE ENERGY AND ELECTRICITY AS POSSIBLE for those high-consumption, jumbo-carbon-footprint-creating niceties and luxuries like AIR CONDITIONING--then get in your car (sometimes you HAVE TO), drive over here (or walk or bicycle or take the light rail) and DO YOUR PART to keep this planet-preserving tradition going!
Go ahead. Rent a non-climate-controlled, standard storage unit with us today. Save money. Protect the environment. Save energy. Keep your carbon footprint as small as possible! Multitudes of others who have gone before you have already done so. Why not join them!
That's all for now. I have to go change the filter on our office A/C. It's getting kinda warm in here.
Your Manager Who's Here to Melt Away All Your Objections with Pure Scientific Logic and Reason,
Paul
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