NEED BOXES? We Just Got a BUNCH More In. (In Fact I've Got So Many Boxes, I Need, Well, a STORAGE UNIT to Keep 'em Here!)

Great news! Our MONSTER order of boxes just came in (well, maybe "monster" is overstating it just a bit since the entire order arrived on ONE PALLET.)

That means I only have one thing to say:

"COME AND GET 'EM!"

Now we've got a WHOLE ASSORTMENT of boxes for you to choose from.

Nay, a plethora, a wide variety, a HUGE selection, a veritable smorgasbord of boxes. (Or basically, whatever I could fit into our little office and retail store!)

It's a BOX BUFFET BONANZA here at the sprawling, palatial ARIZONA STORAGE INNS facility on Warner Road and Arizona Avenue!

And YOU'RE INVITED, so come and FEAST!

Here, let me give you a sneak preview of our luscious menu of favorites featuring our fine, geometrically-shaped, tastefully-designed cardboard creations, presented here for your consideration and approval and to whet your appetite as you make your way to our all-you-can-eat, boxing and storing establishment:

(Note: prices shown do not include sales tax and manager gratuity :)

12 x 12 x 12 box (1.0 cu. ft.) - $1.50 ea.
12 x 12 x 16 box (1.5 cu. ft.) - $1.75 ea.
14 x 14 x 14 box (1.5 cu. ft.) - $1.75 ea.
12 x 12 x 24 box (2.0 cu. ft.) - $2.00 ea.
18 x 18 x 16 b0x (3.0 cu. ft.) - $2.50 ea.
18 x 18 x 24 b0x (4.5 cu. ft.) - $3.00 ea.
24 x 24 x 18 box (6.0 cu. ft.) - $4.00 ea.

That's our Value Menu. Here's our House Select Menu of Premium Favorites for extra large and demanding appetites that call for something beyond the "ordinary":

18 x 18 x 14 (2.5 cu. ft.) heavy-duty DISH-PACK - $5.00 ea.
18 x 18 x 28 (5.0 cu. ft.) heavy-duty DISH-PACK - $6.00 ea.
24 x 24 x 48 (9.0 cu. ft.), heavy-duty, for 27" TVs & monitors - $10.75 ea.

And of course, the perennial palate pleaser--whoops, I mean PALLET pleaser--in this category:

24 x 21 x 48 (a whopping 14.0 cu. ft.!), Wardrobe for ONLY - $10.00 ea.

To make this wardrobe a complete, super-sized combination we'll throw in a nice, glistening

Metal 24" Wardrobe Bar - $1.75

But don't think our joint only serves BOXES.

Heavens no! Open up our beautiful, four-color glossy menu (use your imagination here!) to view the inside facing pages.

Here you'll find that we also have MATTRESS COVERS (or BAGS to extend the metaphor)

Ah, mattress bags,... translucent, clear-as-crystal, layers and layers of plastic perfection unfolding before your eyes (once you take it out of the package):

Twin Mattress Bag - $3.50 ea.
Full Mattress Bag - $4.00 ea.
Queen Mattress Bag - $4.50 ea.
King Mattress Bag - $5.00 ea.

Of course, not everybody goes for these, so if mattress covers are not your bag (sorry!), we also have some of these:

Chair Cover, 46" x 76", **(2) per pkg!** - $5.00 ea.
Sofa Cover, 45" x 150" - $5.00 ea.
Dust Cover, 10 ft. x 20 ft. - $6.00 ea.

Keep in mind, all of these delectable bags ("covers") are made from genuine, 2.0 mil heavy-duty polyethylene (YUM!). Nothing is too good for our patrons!

Wait! We're not finished yet. You haven't seen our Dessert Menu! (I'm wrapping this up real quickly here, don't worry!)

BUBBLE WRAP--in "perfect portions" sized for just for YOU, light and airy with just the right "snap":

small cell, 12" x 20 ft. roll - $6.50 ea.
medium cell, 12" x 15 ft. roll - $7.00 ea.

Are you sure you don't want something for "take out"? (Mommy, make him stop!)

ROPE, made from our specially-selected, 100% nylon/polyester fiber braided in pure, satin-sheen white (sorry, no substitutions!), 1/4" x 50 ft. - $2.75

How about some

TAPE-- clear, 2" x 55 yds - $2.00 ea.

Better yet, how about a

TAPE GUN to take home and share--comes complete with (2) full rolls of our clear tape - $12.00 for the whole shebang

You know, I almost forgot! If you buy either of our two DISH-PACK boxes mentioned earlier, you'll immediately notice something missing if you don't include one of these with it:

Dish-Pack Cell Kit: cardboard divider set (fits both sizes of our dish-pack boxes) - $10.00

AND to cradle your fine dishes and glasses in cushioned comfort:

Dish Saver Kit: foam pouches for dinner plates, salad plates, saucers and bowls--(6) of each for a total of (24)--plus an adjustable divider cell set, and it all fits inside one of our 1.5 cu. ft. boxes - $9.00

Glass Saver Kit: (12) foam pouches and (1) adjustable divider cell set, fits inside one of our 1.5 cu. ft. boxes - $7.00

Whew! That's enough. I'm feeling STUFFED just writing about all this (I think I need a take-out box).

Well, you'd better hurry and get here soon because prices are subject to change without notice and SEATING IS LIMITED. And at these prices you'd better come HUNGRY! (And you'd better bring your Visa or Mastercard-- 'cause we don't take American Express!)

All right, I'm done, and I'm outta here!

Your Manager and Maitre D',
Paul