Why a Non-Climate Controlled Storage Unit is not the FIERY FURNACE That is Your CAR in the Summer!

I had someone tell me this past week that the reason he didn't want to put his belongings into a non-climate-controlled storage unit was because he left one of his CDs on the dashboard of his car one day when it was REALLY hot (let's see, which day was that?) and he came back to find it a warped, distorted mess.

Therefore, using scientific extrapolation and inductive reasoning, he surmised that all non-climate controlled storage units must get as hot as that hyperthermic dashboard, since, logically, the same sun is beating down on the car as is beating down on the storage unit.

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! This young man obviously was using FAULTY logic, FALLACIOUS reasoning and SPURIOUS, FALSE and ERRONEOUS premises on which to base his subjective, knee-jerk, irrational, unsubstantiated and unjustifiable conclusion (I hope I'm not being too harsh).

The fact is, your non-climate-controlled storage unit does not get as hot as your car. Yes, they do get pretty warm. Some would even say hot. But they don't get as hot as some people think.

Now if you're the type of person who needs convincing through seeing and feeling first-hand, live and in-person, hands-on, real-world experience before you make your decision about something (especially a buying decision), well, YOU'RE JUST THE KIND OF PERSON I'M LOOKING FOR!

I invite you to stop by our store TODAY, RIGHT NOW, while it's the dog days of summer--August in the "Valley of the Sun"--and actually walk inside one of our 5 x 10 or 10 x 10 units.

If you're like most people, you'll say, 'Wow, it's not as hot in here as I thought!"

Which means I don't have to "sell" you on renting a non-cooled, "standard" non-climate-controlled, ground-level, drive-up, convenient outdoor-access storage unit with us. Because you will immediately and instinctively deduce--using your intuitive powers of observation honed and perfected through years of experience, your extensive background and rigorous education and training as a 21st century citizen of ultra-modern society in a technologically advanced era--that, SHAZAAM! I really don't need an A/C storage unit!

Or words to that effect.

So stop in today, tell me that it's HOT enough outside to fry eggs, and I'll give you a FREE BOTTLE OF WATER (so you can wash the eggs off my CLEAN sidewalk)!

Commiserating with You in the Heat,
Your Manager,
Paul