On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten renters renting,
Nine ways of paying,
Eight feet of ceiling,
Seven days of access,
Six weeks a-staying,
FIVE OLD BOX SPRINGS! (Thanks, true love)
Four falling lamps,
Three plastic bins,
Two pairs of gloves,
And a storage unit with a lock and key.
"Ten Renters Renting"
This line needs no explanation, elaboration or commentary by me. (But you're going to get it anyway!)
Renters renting is a very good thing for our business. We don't thrive and it certainly doesn't do YOU any good to have a place where all you find are a bunch of hyperactive lords a-leaping, raising a ruckus (and not renting storage space).
Neither is it good for a business like ours that purports to be a clean, "quiet" place to store your things, for you to show up and find Party Central with the driveways blocked by ladies dancing, pipers piping, drummers drumming, the whole bit. (But you know, that might not be a bad marketing event to have in the front parking lot! Hmmmm.)
Nope. Our bread and butter is, was and always be, renters renting.
So to share a little Christmas cheer, we will now be mailing to your true love, ten (count 'em, TEN) $20.00 referral checks as a way of saying 'thank you' for those "ten renters renting" that he (or is it she?) sent to us.
("Ten checks a-cashing!")
Be back with days Eleven and Twelve.
Your Manager, Paul
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