On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,
two pairs of gloves,
and a storage unit with a lock and key.
"Two Pairs of Gloves"
You're probably wondering what those are for.
They're work gloves. Like the kind you buy at Ace Hardware.
So what are they for?
What else--for moving all the furniture and boxes into said True Love's true love's newly acquired storage unit, at ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER! (I don't know their names, personally, so we have to stick with poetic aliases!)
I'll be back with the third stanza.
Your Manager, Paul

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