On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,
FIVE OLD BOX SPRINGS! (Thanks, true love)
Four falling lamps,
three plastic bins,
two pairs of gloves,
and a storage unit with a lock and key.
Sorry about the falling lamps, but you know, I told you not to stand them up on top of the box springs!
Not to worry, though. You still have seven more days to see what other COOL STUFF you might be getting. (Please, try not to break anything.)
Stay tuned for day SIX!
Your Manager, Paul

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