On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,
Six weeks a-staying,
FIVE OLD BOX SPRINGS! (Thanks, true love)
Four falling lamps,
three plastic bins,
two pairs of gloves,
and a storage unit with a lock and key.
Look, it isn't hard to figure out.
Your true love only paid for a month and a half of rent on your storage unit, sooooooo....
Unless he or she coughs up the rest of the second month, you're only staying SIX WEEKS! Get it?
Hey, I kind of like this songwriting thing. It's FUN!
See you on Day Seven.
Your Manager, Paul

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