One-tenth of the 21st century is now HISTORY!
Which means only one thing. By my calculations, that leaves us another nine-tenths of the century left to go.
And that means only one thing. Honest.
You'd BETTER GET MOVING!
I mean that literally. Get moving. (Remember, I'm in the STORAGE business!)
Time for your New Year's RESOLUTION--you know, the one you made about clearing out the junk/clutter/stuff/(fill-in-the-blank) out of your garage/basement/bedroom/(fill-in-the-blank) and renting a storage space to put it in--to be taken SERIOUSLY.
Well, good news.
I'm from ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER at Warner Road and Arizona Avenue, and I'm here to help you.
Just check out these great "New Year's Deal" storage specials on our three (3) MOST POPULAR sizes:
5 x 10s - $39.00/mo. plus tax (reg. $46.00/mo.)
10 x 10s - $69.00/mo. plus tax (reg. $84.00/mo.)
10 x 20s - $129.00/mo. plus tax (reg. $140.00/mo.)
You like?
Of course you do! "Mama didn't raise no FOOL!" (Now why did I just say that?)
All you do is pay a $14.00 (plus tax) administration fee--one-time, non-refundable charge--along with your first month's rent, purchase a lock or bring one of your own, and you can MOVE IN to your new unit right away!
By the way, WE'VE GOT A TRUCK!
You can use our nifty, 18 ft. rental truck to move your stuff into your new storage unit and PAY NO TRUCK RENTAL FEES!
Just ask for the "Move-In Special" with our truck when you call or come in. (See customer-focused manager for details.)
Speaking of MANAGER, I'll see you when you get here. (Need directions?)
Your aforementioned manager,
Paul
**P.S.! Be sure and check the side bar under "Sizes and Rates" for ALL the latest specials and prices for the size you're looking for. K?
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