St. Patrick's Day Sale? C'mon Now, We're Not THAT Crass & Hyper-Commercialized Here (But That's Not a Bad Idea)!

You know, some businesses just seem to MILK every holiday they can for whatever commercial value it might possess that they can SQUEEZE out of it.

Even the so-called "minor" holidays. Like St. Patrick's Day.

"Come in to our store today and you'll really save some GREEN!"

Yeah, that's original.

Well, here at ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER, we don't resort to such overt and superficial advertising tactics to get you to come in to our store.

No, we prefer to ENTICE you with something a bit more substantial, significant and MEANINGFUL.

Like our WARM, FRIENDLY service! Like our GREAT DEALS on the storage sizes you need. Like our CLEAN, CONVENIENT and SECURE locations all over the Valley. Like our TRUSTED NAME and REPUTATION for integrity and PROFESSIONALISM from our managers, whose only job it is to look out for YOUR best interest (and make money for the company--or else they're gone!).

After all, that's what you REALLY care about, right?

You're not so easily swayed by such obviously SALES-OBSESSED offers like:

"COME IN AND RENT A STORAGE SPACE WITH US TODAY, ST. PATRICK'S DAY--AND IF YOU'RE WEARING ANYTHING GREEN, WE'LL GIVE YOU AN INSTANT REBATE OF $17.00 (for March 17th!)--IN ADDITION TO WHATEVER SPECIAL IS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE TO YOU!"

No, we know that you're BETTER than that, too SMART to fall for such a ploy.

HOWEVER, if you are reading this blog post, and you've just read the above hypothetical offer, I'm a man of my word (even when I'm only kidding!)--if you're wearing something GREEN today, March 17th, and you come in and rent a storage space of any size and MENTION THIS BLOG POST, I'll give you that instant rebate of $17.00!

But only until the close of business today. After that, it goes back to being a HYPOTHETICAL offer that was thrown in strictly for HUMOR and illustration purposes.

There, now that we've satisfied that little calendar-driven MARKETING urge (which has been nagging us all week), I can get back to work and we can move on.

Feel better? I know I do.

"SO COME IN TODAY AND YOU'LL REALLY SAVE SOME GREEN!"

Your Manager (Who Does Not Have On ANYTHING Green Today),

Paul