SURPRISE YOUR VALENTINE WITH…. A STORAGE UNIT from ARIZONA STORAGE INNS!!

Yes, I know it’s DIFFERENT! I know it’s unusual. Perhaps, even a bit odd.

But let’s face it.  If your valentine has been keeping and saving every bauble, every gift, every trinket, every stuffed animal, every semi-useful, semi-romantic, semi-desirable, space-consuming, dust-collecting, non-refundable, out-of-warranty, ready-for-the-next-yard-sale-but-I'm-too-sentimental-to-part-with-it item that you’ve given him or her over the years—you know what?…

...they NEED a storage unit!

But it doesn’t have to be a BIG storage unit.

It can be just a small one – 5 x 5 (small, walk-in-closet-sized) – with just enough room to store all the aforementioned items without busting your budget (and engendering disharmony, discord and ill-feelings in the relationship over such fiscal and monetary matters!).

Why?

Well, because a 5 ft. x 5 ft. unit only rents for $30.00/mo. plus tax.

THIRTY DOLLARS a month!!!

Do you know how many long-stemmed red roses, boxes of chocolates, stuffed teddy bears or HOODY-FOOTY pajamas you can buy for thirty bucks?

EXACTLY!

And that’s my point: a storage unit at ARIZONA STORAGE INNS – CHANDLER doesn’t have to cost an arm and a leg. (It’s only our LARGER units that cost an arm and a leg. But I digress.)

So, you can take care of two—no, actually, THREE—potentially problematic situations with just ONE solution.

A ground-level, drive-up-access, outdoor, non-climate-controlled storage unit at ARIZONA STORAGE INNS – CHANDLER, 297 East Warner Road, Chandler, 85225, (a), solves your storage problem (obviously), (b), solves your it-costs-too-much-we-can’t-afford-it problem, and, (c), solves your potentially-divisive relationship issue with your Valentine over what to do with all that STUFF you’ve been buying them all these years!

(Well, that third scenario may be STRETCHING our credibility a bit, but—work with me here—it is feasible!)

Now, I do need to stipulate and emphasize with this disclaimer: we are NOT in the relationship-repair business. 

Nope. We’re only licensed by the state of Arizona and the city of Chandler to RENT STORAGE UNITS and RV SPACES.  That’s it. Period. End of story.

So, this Valentine’s Day, get him or her that 5 x 5 -- or, c’mon now, dream big, 5 x 10! -- storage unit that they’ve always wanted (and have been secretly and cravenly expecting from you!)  Then watch all your relationship issues and space-challenging troubles DISAPPEAR behind a closed and locked roll-up door at our secure, quiet and conveniently-located facility on Warner Road just east of Arizona Avenue!

By the way, we do have CANDY on the counter when you come in. (Just no chocolates and no roses!)… :)

Have a great weekend and a great Valentine’s Day (AND a great Arizona Statehood Day—Happy 99^th BIRTHDAY, ARIZONA, Feb. 14^th!)

All the Best,

Your Manager, Paul