ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER
297 East Warner Road
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com
D-Day has arrived and, lo and behold, WE'RE STILL HERE!
The End Isn't Near. And that's okay because we here at Arizona Storage Inns - Chandler, Warner Road and Arizona Avenue, weren't quite ready to vacate the premises yet!
Now, the outcome of this weekend -- or the lack thereof -- does NOT mean, of course, that we shouldn't go ahead with our RAPTURE-AIN'T-HAPPENIN'-ANYTIME-SOON-SO-FUHGETUHBOUTIT Sale for the remainder of the month of MAY!
Because that's exactly what we're doing.
For those of us who woke up this morning and found ourselves left behind (that would be ALL of us), there's still time to get caught up in some of the out-of-this-world deals going on at our sprawling, palatial complex of Arizona Storage Inns - Chandler, Warner Road and Arizona Avenue.
Like the following:
Come in to our store (Chandler, Warner Road) between now and the end of May, i.e., May 31st, and when you ask for our storage rates and sizes, mention this blog post and we'll give you a POST-RAPTURE SPECIAL, just for being here!
Anyway, ask for the "POST-RAPTURE SPECIAL" (which is easier to say, and more professional-sounding, than the official, full-length title referenced above) and you'll get ONE FULL MONTH FREE when you rent any size unit or RV space.
Simply rent any size storage unit or RV space, pay for the first full month, along with a one-time administration/set-up fee of $14.00 plus tax, and we'll GIVE you ONE MONTH FREE.
Let me repeat, mention this blog post (or the Craigslist ad if that's how you got here) and ask for -- if you're not too embarrassed! -- the POST-RAPTURE SPECIAL and you'll get ONE FULL MONTH FREE.
But I'm warning you, just so you know, you'd better HURRY IN TODAY because there's a very real possibility that this special might not be around NEXT Saturday... ;-)
See you when you get here because, after all, I'm still here!
Your Devout, Devoted, Dedicated Manager,
Paul
297 East Warner Road
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com
D-Day has arrived and, lo and behold, WE'RE STILL HERE!
The End Isn't Near. And that's okay because we here at Arizona Storage Inns - Chandler, Warner Road and Arizona Avenue, weren't quite ready to vacate the premises yet!
Now, the outcome of this weekend -- or the lack thereof -- does NOT mean, of course, that we shouldn't go ahead with our RAPTURE-AIN'T-HAPPENIN'-ANYTIME-SOON-SO-FUHGETUHBOUTIT Sale for the remainder of the month of MAY!
Because that's exactly what we're doing.
For those of us who woke up this morning and found ourselves left behind (that would be ALL of us), there's still time to get caught up in some of the out-of-this-world deals going on at our sprawling, palatial complex of Arizona Storage Inns - Chandler, Warner Road and Arizona Avenue.
Like the following:
Come in to our store (Chandler, Warner Road) between now and the end of May, i.e., May 31st, and when you ask for our storage rates and sizes, mention this blog post and we'll give you a POST-RAPTURE SPECIAL, just for being here!
Anyway, ask for the "POST-RAPTURE SPECIAL" (which is easier to say, and more professional-sounding, than the official, full-length title referenced above) and you'll get ONE FULL MONTH FREE when you rent any size unit or RV space.
Simply rent any size storage unit or RV space, pay for the first full month, along with a one-time administration/set-up fee of $14.00 plus tax, and we'll GIVE you ONE MONTH FREE.
Let me repeat, mention this blog post (or the Craigslist ad if that's how you got here) and ask for -- if you're not too embarrassed! -- the POST-RAPTURE SPECIAL and you'll get ONE FULL MONTH FREE.
But I'm warning you, just so you know, you'd better HURRY IN TODAY because there's a very real possibility that this special might not be around NEXT Saturday... ;-)
See you when you get here because, after all, I'm still here!
Your Devout, Devoted, Dedicated Manager,
Paul
Great stuff!
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