ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER
297 East Warner Road
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com
You know, not too many people equate self-storage with independence.
But, really, they are related.
After all, if it weren't for the LIBERTIES you and I enjoy as citizens, and residents, of these United States -- the freedom to acquire and accumulate stuff and to either keep it at home, or locked safely inside a self-contained, commercial storage unit -- then we wouldn't have this unique, marvelous (some might say God-given) opportunity to amass so much material wealth for ourselves that we must seek out a specialized business establishment, like ours, devoted exclusively to the renting out of personal storage space on a month-to-month basis, so that you, the recipient of such largesse of liberty, can then FILL UP that storage unit to your heart's content, wall-to-wall and floor-to-ceiling, with whatever you wish to put in there! Certain restrictions apply.
My dear friends, this is the hallmark of a truly FREE society -- i.e., the presence of so many privately-owned, profit-seeking self-storage enterprises across the land, in every hamlet, on every hill and in every dale throughout the continent, such that you now need a computer, smartphone, GPS, or just a big-fat PHONE BOOK to pick and choose the ONE from among the MANY!
E PLURIBUS UNUM....
"Out of many, one." Yes, that is the critical decision YOU, the prospective and presumptive consumer of self-storage services, must make. From among the many diverse and sundry self-storage companies out there, you have the audacious opportunity and privilege to exercise your RIGHT and constitutionally-protected freedom to select one of them to be the repository wherein and when you will, in the course of human events, ASSEMBLE your stuff and gather your goods forthwith!
In my humble estimation, dear friends, THAT is something to celebrate!
And so, let us, never again, take for granted that most precious, unalienable and hard-won of our liberties,... FREEDOM OF STORAGE!
Hoo-rah!
Happy Independence Day!
From Your Patriotic Manager,
Paul
P.S. Check out our JULY INDEPENDENCE SPECIAL in the sidebar. It'll save you some Washingtons, Jeffersons and maybe even some Jacksons! (Come in today. Resistance is futile!)
297 East Warner Road
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com
You know, not too many people equate self-storage with independence.
But, really, they are related.
After all, if it weren't for the LIBERTIES you and I enjoy as citizens, and residents, of these United States -- the freedom to acquire and accumulate stuff and to either keep it at home, or locked safely inside a self-contained, commercial storage unit -- then we wouldn't have this unique, marvelous (some might say God-given) opportunity to amass so much material wealth for ourselves that we must seek out a specialized business establishment, like ours, devoted exclusively to the renting out of personal storage space on a month-to-month basis, so that you, the recipient of such largesse of liberty, can then FILL UP that storage unit to your heart's content, wall-to-wall and floor-to-ceiling, with whatever you wish to put in there! Certain restrictions apply.
My dear friends, this is the hallmark of a truly FREE society -- i.e., the presence of so many privately-owned, profit-seeking self-storage enterprises across the land, in every hamlet, on every hill and in every dale throughout the continent, such that you now need a computer, smartphone, GPS, or just a big-fat PHONE BOOK to pick and choose the ONE from among the MANY!
E PLURIBUS UNUM....
"Out of many, one." Yes, that is the critical decision YOU, the prospective and presumptive consumer of self-storage services, must make. From among the many diverse and sundry self-storage companies out there, you have the audacious opportunity and privilege to exercise your RIGHT and constitutionally-protected freedom to select one of them to be the repository wherein and when you will, in the course of human events, ASSEMBLE your stuff and gather your goods forthwith!
In my humble estimation, dear friends, THAT is something to celebrate!
And so, let us, never again, take for granted that most precious, unalienable and hard-won of our liberties,... FREEDOM OF STORAGE!
Hoo-rah!
Happy Independence Day!
From Your Patriotic Manager,
Paul
P.S. Check out our JULY INDEPENDENCE SPECIAL in the sidebar. It'll save you some Washingtons, Jeffersons and maybe even some Jacksons! (Come in today. Resistance is futile!)
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