ARIZONA STORAGE INNS-CHANDLER
297 E. Warner Rd.
Chandler, AZ 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com
Well, when you're all done eating all that TURKEY, ham, dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, yams, rolls, pumpkin pie, etc., etc. -- and whatever else is being FORCED upon you by well-meaning family and friends this Thursday -- we have a SPECIAL TREAT awaiting you on Friday and Saturday.
One that will not add FAT, salt, calories, cholesterol (or even gluten) to your holiday diet.
In fact, it's not food-related at all.
No, sir. The special "After Thanksgiving" treat that I'm talking about is, of course, a low-carb/no-carb, low-sodium, high-quality SELF-STORAGE UNIT at Arizona Storage Inns-Chandler!
Now, here's what makes renting one of our SUNNY, AIRY, outdoor-access, ground-level, drive-up, ALL-NATURAL, PURE ORGANIC, NO-ARTIFICIAL-climate-controlled storage units (or RV spaces) at ARIZONA STORAGE INNS-CHANDLER so special.
Besides the afore-mentioned "health benefits," you can also get, as our way of showing our gratitude, indebtedness and THANKFULNESS to you for choosing us to be your Preferred Self-Storage-and-Christmas-Gift-Stashing-Provider, ONE FREE MONTH!
And here's how you get it...
Just come in this Friday or Saturday, between the hours of 9 am and 6 pm, and rent a totally awesome self-storage space -- enclosed unit or open RV parking space -- and mention this blog (or Craigslist ad where you saw this same posting), and here's what happens next.
You simply pay for your first month plus a one-time administration fee, and we'll gladly, CHEERFULLY and expeditiously GIVE YOU ONE FULL MONTH FREE.
How does that sound?
Wait, it gets BETTER!
Not only will you get a free month, but,... just because it's THANKSGIVING WEEKEND (and we're feeling the love), we'll WAIVE THE ONE-TIME ADMINISTRATION FEE OF $14 for you and give you a FREE LOCK!
Now, tell me. Could this "After Thanksgiving/BLACK FRIDAY AND SATURDAY/SELF-STORAGE-BLOWOUT" special be any better?
Let me answer that for you.... NO!
So, you'd better GET IN HERE TODAY (and I do mean "today" because, if, after reading this, you have the presence of mind to drop whatever you're doing and race over on this fine and gorgeous day before Thanksgiving, I will honor the special TODAY!). So, come in and take full advantage of this while you still can.
Oh, there's one little caveat...
DON'T try camping out here the night before in order to get a "good place in line" for this deal. Security will be tight and we will NOT, under any circumstances, condone any OCCUPY WARNER protesters or self-storage prospects showing up and causing trouble!
Hope we're all CLEAR on that. ;-)
So, to recap, come in this Friday or Saturday and take advantage of our FREE MONTH, FREE LOCK, NO ADMIN. FEE Thanksgiving Weekend Storage Sale! (Hurry! This sale ends Saturday, Nov. 26th.)
Have a HAPPY, safe and blessed THANKSGIVING, everybody.
I'm here for you (just not tomorrow!).
Your THANKFUL (and Hungry for Some Good Holiday Cooking) Manager, Paul
297 E. Warner Rd.
Chandler, AZ 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com
Well, when you're all done eating all that TURKEY, ham, dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, yams, rolls, pumpkin pie, etc., etc. -- and whatever else is being FORCED upon you by well-meaning family and friends this Thursday -- we have a SPECIAL TREAT awaiting you on Friday and Saturday.
One that will not add FAT, salt, calories, cholesterol (or even gluten) to your holiday diet.
In fact, it's not food-related at all.
No, sir. The special "After Thanksgiving" treat that I'm talking about is, of course, a low-carb/no-carb, low-sodium, high-quality SELF-STORAGE UNIT at Arizona Storage Inns-Chandler!
Now, here's what makes renting one of our SUNNY, AIRY, outdoor-access, ground-level, drive-up, ALL-NATURAL, PURE ORGANIC, NO-ARTIFICIAL-climate-controlled storage units (or RV spaces) at ARIZONA STORAGE INNS-CHANDLER so special.
Besides the afore-mentioned "health benefits," you can also get, as our way of showing our gratitude, indebtedness and THANKFULNESS to you for choosing us to be your Preferred Self-Storage-and-Christmas-Gift-Stashing-Provider, ONE FREE MONTH!
And here's how you get it...
Just come in this Friday or Saturday, between the hours of 9 am and 6 pm, and rent a totally awesome self-storage space -- enclosed unit or open RV parking space -- and mention this blog (or Craigslist ad where you saw this same posting), and here's what happens next.
You simply pay for your first month plus a one-time administration fee, and we'll gladly, CHEERFULLY and expeditiously GIVE YOU ONE FULL MONTH FREE.
How does that sound?
Wait, it gets BETTER!
Not only will you get a free month, but,... just because it's THANKSGIVING WEEKEND (and we're feeling the love), we'll WAIVE THE ONE-TIME ADMINISTRATION FEE OF $14 for you and give you a FREE LOCK!
Now, tell me. Could this "After Thanksgiving/BLACK FRIDAY AND SATURDAY/SELF-STORAGE-BLOWOUT" special be any better?
Let me answer that for you.... NO!
So, you'd better GET IN HERE TODAY (and I do mean "today" because, if, after reading this, you have the presence of mind to drop whatever you're doing and race over on this fine and gorgeous day before Thanksgiving, I will honor the special TODAY!). So, come in and take full advantage of this while you still can.
Oh, there's one little caveat...
DON'T try camping out here the night before in order to get a "good place in line" for this deal. Security will be tight and we will NOT, under any circumstances, condone any OCCUPY WARNER protesters or self-storage prospects showing up and causing trouble!
Hope we're all CLEAR on that. ;-)
So, to recap, come in this Friday or Saturday and take advantage of our FREE MONTH, FREE LOCK, NO ADMIN. FEE Thanksgiving Weekend Storage Sale! (Hurry! This sale ends Saturday, Nov. 26th.)
Have a HAPPY, safe and blessed THANKSGIVING, everybody.
I'm here for you (just not tomorrow!).
Your THANKFUL (and Hungry for Some Good Holiday Cooking) Manager, Paul
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