ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER
297 East Warner Road
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com
Well, the holiday season is in high gear. Christmas and New Years' are just around the corner. And the official start of winter is just a few days away.
You know the old saying, 'time and storage wait for no man'... (or something like that).
Anyway, to help you get a jump on those JANUARY bills that will no doubt be flooding your mailbox, inbox and smartphone screen after the first of the year, I think I've found a way to make sure that storage rental expenses stay out of the mix... (at least until FEBRUARY!)
We call it our MID-DECEM-BRRRRRR SPECIAL!
I know, not too original. But, hey, they pay me to be an asset manager in charge of business operations for a multimillion-dollar, high-gross-revenue-generating real estate investment here, not a copywriter dreaming up catchy advertising slogans and cutesy marketing phrases. (But I try.)
As I was saying, our MID-DECEM-BRRRRRR SPECIAL runs like this.
When you come in to ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER, whose sprawling, palatial complex is located on Warner Road just east of Arizona Avenue, during the month of December, and rent a fully-enclosed, non-climate-controlled, ground-level, drive-up, economy, outdoor storage unit -- the only kind we have! -- or a convenient, uncovered, open-air RV parking space,... here's the deal... you pay just one month's rent plus a ONE-TIME administration fee of $14.28, and, in the spirit of holiday giving and generosity, we will flat-out GIVE you ONE FULL MONTH ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Sound like a winner?
I sure hope so because, frankly, that's all Santa's going to bring you this year!
However,... if you've been EXTRA GOOD -- and you ask for it nicely -- you can also get a FREE LOCK! (I reckon that should lop another $10 to $15 off your storage bill.)
So there you have it. ICE COLD SAVINGS of your cold, hard cash. (Okay, I'll stop.)
Come in today while Santa still has an ample supply of storage units (and before the OCCUPY NORTH POLE movement gets underway and ties up traffic).
Hurry in today! Managers are standing by, ready to help you get a STONE COLD deal on your way-cool unit!
Okay, I'm done.
Your Multi-Million-Dollar Real Estate Investment and Asset Manager, Paul
297 East Warner Road
Chandler, Arizona 85225
(480) 899-1179
http://www.azstoragechandler.com
Well, the holiday season is in high gear. Christmas and New Years' are just around the corner. And the official start of winter is just a few days away.
You know the old saying, 'time and storage wait for no man'... (or something like that).
Anyway, to help you get a jump on those JANUARY bills that will no doubt be flooding your mailbox, inbox and smartphone screen after the first of the year, I think I've found a way to make sure that storage rental expenses stay out of the mix... (at least until FEBRUARY!)
We call it our MID-DECEM-BRRRRRR SPECIAL!
I know, not too original. But, hey, they pay me to be an asset manager in charge of business operations for a multimillion-dollar, high-gross-revenue-generating real estate investment here, not a copywriter dreaming up catchy advertising slogans and cutesy marketing phrases. (But I try.)
As I was saying, our MID-DECEM-BRRRRRR SPECIAL runs like this.
When you come in to ARIZONA STORAGE INNS - CHANDLER, whose sprawling, palatial complex is located on Warner Road just east of Arizona Avenue, during the month of December, and rent a fully-enclosed, non-climate-controlled, ground-level, drive-up, economy, outdoor storage unit -- the only kind we have! -- or a convenient, uncovered, open-air RV parking space,... here's the deal... you pay just one month's rent plus a ONE-TIME administration fee of $14.28, and, in the spirit of holiday giving and generosity, we will flat-out GIVE you ONE FULL MONTH ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Sound like a winner?
I sure hope so because, frankly, that's all Santa's going to bring you this year!
However,... if you've been EXTRA GOOD -- and you ask for it nicely -- you can also get a FREE LOCK! (I reckon that should lop another $10 to $15 off your storage bill.)
So there you have it. ICE COLD SAVINGS of your cold, hard cash. (Okay, I'll stop.)
Come in today while Santa still has an ample supply of storage units (and before the OCCUPY NORTH POLE movement gets underway and ties up traffic).
Hurry in today! Managers are standing by, ready to help you get a STONE COLD deal on your way-cool unit!
Okay, I'm done.
Your Multi-Million-Dollar Real Estate Investment and Asset Manager, Paul
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